It's time to feel good about ourselves - YAY!


First up is cutie pie, Jess Simpson. We feel a bit mean picking on her, since she's such a sweet person, but we're a bit shocked by the serious airbrushing that's gone into the picture on the left.  She looks like a cartoon!

Next is the usually impeccably glam Dita Von Teese, looking a little worse for wear in this picture. Although maybe actually she's just wearing a normal amount of makeup and we're so used to the massive eyeliner and matt red lipstick. Hmm, she looks almost ordinary.

And then just because she used to go out with him, and we've always wondered about his 'real' face, here's Marilyn manson. How CRAZY is it to see him without his usual scary eye and white painted cheeks?  We're not sure which is more scary.

And just to ruin the illusion further - his real name is Brian Hugh Warner, he's 39 and from Ohio.  Bah.