It's a shame Channing Tatum cardboard cut outs and fluffy little puppies are deemed "socially inappropriate dates", as we would have been SO. ON. BOARD. with this Valentine's Day dinner at the Great Hall in Hogwarts from Harry Potter.
But as it stands we'll have to leave it to all those with boyfriends/girlfriends/significant others IRL whilst we'll settle for being so covered in biscuit crumbs we can barely see our own PJs. Ahh, V-Day joys.
ANYWHO, enough of us feeling super single and sorry for ourselves: for the first time this year, smushy and loved-up Harry Potter fans can celebrate Valentine's weekend with a romantic dinner in the Great Hall.
We're talking full on MAGIC: a three course dinner on the long tables, flowers and candles, as well as a Studio Tour around the set and props followed by after-tea dinner. Now answer us this Q: Is that the dream date or is that the dream date?
SOMEBODY BE OUR BOYFRIEND AND TAKE US TO THIS ALREADY.
We're considering bombarding Ron Weasley with tweets, instagrams and tags (CC: Rupert Grint) every day until the event, but considering tickets are approximately £247.50pp, we probably won't.
Find out more about the event here if you fancy, and then let us know all your thoughts on this over on our twitter or in the comment box below, y'all.
BUT LOOK AT THESE FIRST: