We all know the real reason we have showers: 20% of the time is spent singing, 4% of the time is spent washing and 76% of the time is spent questioning any and every life decision we've ever made. Ever.
It's a time for getting really philosophical and thinking about situations that will probably never happen, embarrassing things you had four years ago and what you might have for tea three weeks on Friday.
Which is why Just Shower Thoughts (hooray) is being crowned our first ever 'Blog Of The Week' (double HOORAY), because it somehow manages to embody everything we have - or probably will - think about whilst standing naked under a stream of water.
Behold the evidence:
Is this because the top of our head is the roof or what?
WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE THOUGH.
Wait, what? This doesn't make sense in our brain.
Has Just Shower Thoughts predicted a new major successful Netflix series?
This. Is. Crazy.
If birds didn't have wings, would we know what flying is?
A bit crude but v true.
We just questioned our whole life so far as well as the future of our existence, how about you? What do you reckon? Give them a big follow here, and then come and discuss over on our twitter or in the comment box below, y'all.
BUT READ THESE FIRST: