If you didn't spend your Val Day weekend having a fit human stroke your hair and weave red roses in between your toes then we hope you spent it the second best possible way – reading amazing books, of course.
Anyone who's more in love with literary characters than an actual real person need not worry, because Wattpad have released a load of interesting search figures to celebrate Valentines Day, and you're definitely not alone.
The book folks Wattpad have combed through their databases to find out the most searched for terms across America for something romantic to read in the run up to Valentine's, and to say it's a bit of a mixed bag is an understatement.
The results include pretty much everything you can possibly imagine, including all the classics like One Direction fanfiction and words like 'love' and 'lesbian', to some much more err... specific stuff which is burning our innocent eyeballs.
Here's just a few of the most popular search terms that made us lol the most:
Washington – Peter Pan
Montana – Teen Wolf
Wisconsin – Sex slave
Michigan – Vampire
California – Harry Styles
Utah – Erotica
Colorado – Phan
Nebraska – Harry Potter
Indiana and New Jersey – Justin Bieber
Ohio – Niall Horan
Maine – Twilight
Tennessee – Calum Hood
Missouri – Larry
Whatever floats your boat, guys.
Surprised by the top search terms on Wattpad, or is it you that's been looking for 'em all? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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