In between seductively holding a guitar and dropping surprise new music videos on us all like confetti, Zayn Malik's also been sitting down at his typewriter by candlelight with a cuppa by the sounds of things.
It's rumoured that Zeeehhhnnn's been busy penning an autobiography about life in One Direction, with sources claiming that he's been secretly putting a book together to reveal what really happened during his time in the band - charting everything from his X Factor audition, right up to that fateful day when it was announced that he'd be going his own way.
And if this isn't true, we're literally so done with life. GIVE US THIS BOOK. Please.
"This book is going to be explosive," an inside revealed to the Mail on Sunday. "Simon Cowell will be furious with Zayn and may even try to stop it coming out.
"But Zayn is determined to reveal the secrets behind the clean image that was always so fiercely protected by the band's publicity machine."
The source went on to hint that Zayn is also expected to discuss his relationships past and present - so yup, that includes both Perrie Edwards and Gigi Hadid. And maybe Rebecca Ferguson, because no one should forget that one.
Move over Harry Potter, we've never been so excited about getting our mitts on a book.