You might recognise Francis Boulle as the skateboarding diamond miner from Made In Chelsea, but when he's not mediating posh girl fights and taking baths with Proudlock and Jamie (probably), he's also a bit of a budding author.
With new book Boulle's Jewels hitting the shelves, we popped in on Francis for a crash course in all things Chelsea, including a beginner's introduction to talking like a posh boy.
As far as we can tell, it mainly involves saying things in a French accent and adding the odd "Yah" here and there, but as well as this valuable addition to our vocab, Boulley gave us a few inside tips on his love life.
Apparently there is a bit of loving coming his way this series, although it isn't necessarily going to end well if what he had to say about making another cast member cry has anything to do with it.
Don't worry, it wasn't Jamie.
Oh well, at least if it doesn't work out he'll always have that girl dressed as a corn on the cob to fall back on...