If you've been Keeping Up With The Kardashians since 2007, you'll probably have come to the realisation by now that Khloe Kardashian is clearly the best one. Alright, that might be a bit controversial, but she is bloody hilarious and comes out with some genius stuff. Plus she's never dated a One Direction member so we're totally cool with her.
To celebrate Khloe's awesome attitude and uncontrollable sass, we decided to do a round-up of all her best quotes since the show started, from slagging off Scott Disick, to talking about periods, to calling her own mum Satan. Yup. she's kind of genius and we LOVE HER.
Talking about Kim: "You know why she's the most Googled person? Because she was Googling herself."
"Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?"
Hearing Kris Jenner's footsteps: "I hear the pitter-patter of a dinosaur."
"I was told that if you slept on your side it would stop your period. I'm not sure why, but I believed that for a really long time"
To Kris Jenner: "Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. You just need little bolts right here."
To Kim: "I have your Vogue issue! I read it on the john."
"If I sweat on Oprah, I'm gonna just die."
On fighting with Scott Disick: "He's a douche lord, so I hit him."
Talking about Kourtney: "Wow my sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child."
Make up artist: So do you want to look slutty? Khloe: Sure, why not."
Word. Which is your favourite Khloe quote? Reckon she's the best Kardashian sister, or do you have another fave