Do you know what's more important than a jumbo kebab and a XXL cheesy chips on the way home from a night on the toon? Finding out where the original Geordie Shore crew are nowadays, that's what.
In fact, it's a matter of life and death. It's a MUST.
From Daniel Thomas-Tuck (who?) to Sophie Kasaei, we just had to know where all the old GShore cast members are knocking about these days. Wanna get involved? Alright, yo.
Since leaving the show after series 3, Rebecca's gone blonde and HAD A BABY - a little boy named Harry-Theo to be precise, and has generally been off the radar 'cause she's doing motherhood and stuff. Ow, CUTE.
Sophie ditched the show after series 7, and has since designed clothing lines with Off The Rails Boutique AND House of SHB, as well as still being a party planner for Geordie Shore Tours. She also has a hair and beauty website, and travels to Australia twice a year for club appearances. Blimey, girl did good.
Since leaving in series 5, Daniel still refers to himself as DanielGShore (lol), and can probably still be found out on the toon on a Saturday night. He's grown out his curly locks, works for a fitness company called G'rilla, and is q keen to let people know that he's single. Classic GShore then, eh?
Despite having a long on/off relationship with the house, Jay finally left the show in series 7 in a bid to 'concentrate on his relationship'(they're no longer together) and to pursue his fake tanning business 'Jay Tan'. Literally the most amazing CV we've ever read. Goals.
If you're Geordie Shore af, you probs remember Greg from SERIES ONE. Yup, series one. Since then, he's been dating Hollyoaks' Jennifer Metcalfe aka Mercedes McQueen, going on lots of exotic holidays and getting heavily involved in Newcastle Football Club. Ooh.
Oh gahhhd, is there any reality show Ricci hasn't been on? He left Geordie Shore after series 5 and has since been on Ex on the Beach and Celebrity Big Brother, and even travelled to Australia to judge and crown the winner of MTV 'Australia's Worldie of the Year' competition. UM. Oh, but he also got a girlfriend that *isn't* Queen V along the way.
So V made the decision to leave the show in 2014, and has since landed her own MTV show in the shape of Judge Geordie. She's got clothing lines, shoe collections, her own hair extensions range, as well as the 2015 I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! crown and her own fitness thingymajiggy. She also recently joined the Loose Women panel. Way-ay, pet.
James left the show during series 9 when he decided his relationship was more important and announced that he'd outgrown the house. He's currently a personal trainer, lauched his own clothing range 'God's gift' and is an ambassador for 'Muscle Mix' (whatever that is).
If you watched the explosive series 10, you probably know that the Geordie Shore crew asked Kyle Christie to leave the show when his relationship with Holly Hagan got so intense that it ruined the experience for everyone else. He decided not to return. Awks. He's since released 'Eating To Gain Muscle: The Cook Book'
Well that's that, then. Thoughts? Missin' the original crew? Let us know all over our twitter, please and thanks.
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