Remember when MySpace was a thing? Well, pals, you may not have an account any more, but it's still the gift that keeps on giving - thanks to the wonder of the screenshot and some seriously embarrassing celeb profiles from back in the day.
Let's take a look, shall we?
Here's Tay Tay's first ever profile pic - representin' those curls. What's even better though, is her 2007 bio:
I play a 12-string guitar, and have since I was 12. I'm a songwriter first and foremost, and I have never written anything I didn't mean. I am obsessed with lyrics. I love Tennessee. And talking to people. I was born on December 13th, 1989. Thirteen is my lucky number. I can tell you some REALLY weird coincidences that involve that number.. Long story short, 13 is good. I am the most competetive person I know. I never really got into sports, so I guess you could say music is my game. I love people who are nice to me, I've never been one to say things like "All you people think you know me, well you don't". I'm not that complicated. My complications come out in my songs. All you need to do to be my friend is like me. I don't wear high heels alot because I'm afraid of falling in front of large groups of people. My middle name is Alison. I'm most comfortable in dresses, not old faded blue jeans—surprisingly. I sing country music, I am obsessed with that too. I guess you kinda have to be. I have beautiful friends. Be one. I really like it when people tell me they like my music, it's everything I've got so it really means alot to me. I'm really weird sometimes, but you are too. I've never been the kind of girl who needs a boyfriend. I don't go out looking for guys. But then again, I don't write alot of love songs. Basically.. I'm single. I love pictures, I have a bunch of them hung up in my bus bunk. Because you can't forget where you came from. I need everything to be organized. All the time. I think little kids are awesome. I'm just going to warn you now: If you start a conversation about Law and Order: SVU or CSI with me, we will be talking for at least an hour. I consider myself an expert on those two things.. only those two things. I love trucks. They are works of art. I'm a thinker and an over-analyzer. I'm 5'11. I'm not jaded. And to all the people who have ever blasted my songs from their car stereo, thank you from the bottom of my heart.lovelovelove-T-
Our personal highlights include: "I've never been the kind of girl who needs a boyfriend", "I think little kids are awesome" and of course: "I love trucks".
Remember when you were 12 and you used to think those Mac filters for your pictures were cool?
Of course Kim's username was Princess Kimberley. Of course it was.
Can we also take a moment to appreciate Ray J, of sex tape fame, in her top 8 and the fact that the person she'd most like to meet is 'God'.
Before Hazkaban was all hipster and beyond cool and stuff, he was a 12 year old boy in yr.9, with a penchant for a mac filter. Lolz.
'Body type: athletic'
She LOVES DRESSING THEMED FOR ANYTHING! guys!
Tom Hardy's old MySpace pics went viral last year, because... well because they look like this:
Louis' now infamous MySpace pics will be oh-so-familiar to most of you - but here's our ultimate fave.
Never forget that Niall's Bebo username was da_pimp_is_ere. Never. Forget.