Apparently Miley Cyrus has developed a taste for older men since splitting with demi-god and perfect specimen of a man Liam Hemsworth, because reports are suggesting she had a bit of a 'thing' with Bieber in a hotel room recently.
No no, not Justin - we're talking about Jeremy Bieber, Justin's dad. HIS DAD.
According to an inside source, this is what went down (no pun intended):
"Justin and Jeremy rented a suite at a hotel in LA a couple of weeks ago and had a bunch of people over. Miley was there partying hard, and she and Jeremy ended up in one of the bedrooms together for over an hour."
For the sakes of our sanity we really hope they were simply playing a game of jenga. Or discussing the state of world politics. Anything but doing the horizontal fandango.
The source added: "Justin would be all for it. He's been helping his dad get girls for years."
Christ. Imagine if Jezza and Miley fell in love and got married. She'd be El Biebo's STEP MUM. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
What do you lot make of all this?