Here at Sugarscape, we like to think that for #lazyjournos we're actually alright when it comes to knowing stuff like what Niall Horan had for breakfast or the name of Zayn Malik's mum's second cousin once removed's dog's name - but every so often we spy something we missed on Twitter that blows our bloody brains out. Today's hilarious #ThrowbackThursday moment? Louis Tomlinson genuinely texting Simon Cowell for Britney Spears' autograph.
Ah - that recurring dream of Luigi emerging from a snake habitat a la actual Britney circa VMAs 2001 with Liam Payne watching on in disbelief all makes sense now. Phew.
Yup - we don't know how this passed us by at the time, but apparently Doncaster's very own Sass Master text Uncle Si around the time of The X Factor USA in a bid to get Britters' autograph. For Fizzy, obviously. Er...yeah. Definitely Fizzy. Not him. ASKING FOR A FRIEND etc.
When Simon was asked what the last text he recieved was (he's probably had a few since then, like), he said: "I think the last text I got from Louis was 'can I have Britney's autograph?' I got it for him, yeah. But we have a good relationship and it's a friendship...we had that from day one."
Incredible. You just know he'd work the ...Baby One More Time choreography in his school uniform, don'tcha? OH BAYBEH BAYBEH.
What d'ya reckon, then? Best thing you've ever heard? Comments puhlease.