Ricky Gervais presented his fourth Golden Globes Awards last night, and as well as turning up in his gladrags and gracing the stage for most of the evening, he also happened to offend 73% of the people in the room - and that was before he'd even finished his opening monologue.
ICYMI, here's 8 of the most controversial things 2016's GG host said last night. Make of them what you will, and don't hold us responsible if you get offended at any point (and let's be honest, they are pretty bloody rude):
1. On Jennifer Lawrence's pay gap essay:
"Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood. She received overwhelming support from people everywhere. There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying, 'How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52 million?!'"
2. On Ben Affleck allegedly cheating on Jennifer Garner:
"He's also the only person who Ben Affleck hasn't been unfaithful to. Please welcome, Matt Damon!"
3. On Caitlyn Jenner's transition and fatal car crash:
"I'm going to be nice tonight. I've changed — not as much as Bruce Jenner. Obviously. Now Caitlyn Jenner, of course. What a year she's had! She became a role model for trans-people everywhere, showing great bravery in breaking down barriers and destroying stereotypes. She didn't do a lot for women drivers. But you can't have everything, can ya? Not at the same time."
4. On Eva Longoria and America Ferrara's Mexican-American and Hoduran-American heritage:
"Eva Longoria and America Ferrera are not only beautiful and talented actresses, they are also two people who your future president, Donald Trump, can't wait to deport."
5. On introducing Mel Gibson to the stage, following his take down on the actor in 2010:
" I want to say something nice about Mel before he comes out. So: I'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight than with Bill Cosby." Then, as bleeped by NBC: "What the f*ck does 'sugar t*ts' even mean?'"
6. During his opening speech:
7. On the Golden Globe awards:
"I won three Golden Globes myself … one I keep by the bed to — it doesn't matter why, it's mine. I won it fair and square. It's just the right shape and size, it's nothing… yeah. To be clear: That was a joke about me shoving Golden Globes that I've won up my ass."
8. On all female cast-remakes:
"All-female remakes are the big thing. There's a female remake of Ghostbusters. There's going to be a female remake of Ocean's 11. And this is brilliant for the studios because they get guaranteed box office results and they don't have to spend too much money on the cast."
Yeah. Not ideal really.
THOUGHTS? What do you make of Ricky's jokes? We'd love to know what you reckon @Sugarscape, tah.
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