Sometimes we don't even know how Kylie Jenner gets out of bed in the morning. She has so many struggles in her daily life, like choosing which wig to wear or deciding filter to choose, that we sometimes cry a bit just thinking about her plight.
So while you SELFISHLY carry on in your own little world, please spare a thought for poor Kylie, who's revealed that she's been carrying the distressing and heavy burden of being trapped in her Cartier Love bracelet for four years.
Hashtag Free Kylie.
Taking to Snapchat to reveal her almost heartbreaking struggles and strife, Kylie opened up to fans about how she's been forced to wear her bloody Cartier bracelet for almost half a decade now.
Ahem. Just a small reminder for anyone who doesn't know, this bracelet is worth $5,000. And Kylie has been known to wear six of them at once.
SO SORRY IF WE'RE NOT BEING VERY SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS HER TRAPPED WRIST.
"This bracelet has been stuck on for like, four years and no one at this store can get it off—not even the security," Kylie lamented in the Snapchat video, showing that even Cartier staff couldn't remove it.
Cartier Love bracelets like Kylie's are locked shut, taking inspo from chastity belts and each sold with a matching screwdriver to seal them up.
But seeing as she's been wearing it for half a decade, that does knock the cost-per-wear down to just $3.42 a day, which is less than we spend on lunch sandwiches. Bargz.
OH CRUEL WORLD. Is there no justice for Kylie Jenner?
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