The Louis Tomlinson/Briana Jungwirth baby (whether he's called Sydney Rain or Conchobar or bloody Raspberry Ripple) has been on this planet less time than we've had these cold tea mugs on our desk, but he's already causing SO much drama. Sassypants.
The latest rumours surrounding Tommo Babygate reckon that Louis was 'banned from the delivery room' while Briana popped a human out of her you-know-what, after her mum Tammi decided that he wasn't welcome for the birth. Eesh.
Briana gave birth to their son, Sydney Rain (maybe) on Friday and judging by pics of Louis wearing his hospital band, he'd been right by her side telling her to breath and push and stuff.
But insiders at The Sun aren't so sure about the happy families idea, and they reckon that Louis was actually sat outside under the instructions of Briana's mum Tammi.
"Briana's mother Tammi went beserk at him in the hospital. He spent a lot of time that she was in labour sat in his car because Tammi wouldn't let him near Briana. He looked after her very well, but Tammi feels it's not enough."
BUT HOLD UP A SEC, because now official reps for Louis have denied the whole thing, insisting: "This story is absolutely not true and Louis was by Briana's side the whole time in delivery room for the birth."
As usual, these pesky insiders seem to be making it up as they go along, because not only did Louis seem absolutely CHUFFED when he announced the birth to fans on Twitter, but there's also rumours that he's now moved straight over to LA to help Briana with the baby.
It's all very dramatic and we're only on Day 4. WHO SAID THIS HIATUS WOULD BE PEACEFUL.
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