It's been 51 days since Saint West officially emerged from the womb of Kim Kardashian, and became Kimye's second child on this Earth.
51 days, and still no photo. Until now?
Well, no, actually - although the internet did briefly lose its collective shit over a pic from an instagram account called 'privatekanye' that started doing the rounds.
Showing North bottle feeding a baby that looks around 51 days old (approx), the photo sent fans into what could be described as a 'mild frenzy', as they speculated whether or not their eyeballs really had been treated to the first glimpse of His Saintliness.
Then, y'know, everyone realised that:
A) Nobody in their right mind would ~actually~ create a private insta account with 'private' in the title, because that defeats the entire purpose of it being private.
B)The pic is actually from before Saint was born, and shows North with her cousin from Kanye's side - Avery Anderson.
If you remember, Kimye were equally coy about posting pics after the birth of North, with Kanye finally revealing her on Kris Jenner's chat show (because of course).
Sidenote: the chat show still flopped massively, proving that even Kimye spawn can't polish a turd. Or something less mean. Ahem.
Kim hasn't been so reluctant to allow pics of herself post-birth online though - like this one, which caused another 'mild frenzy' after errryone was like 'ermergerd she's totally had something done to her face why does she look so different'.
It was like Renee Zellwegger gate all over again, basically, just with fewer Bridget Jones memes.
Tbh we think she's just posing in a bit of a weird way, but we imagine the tabloids are calling up a plethora of plastic surgeon 'experts' to 'confirm' what she's had done as we type.
And so, to summarise, there is no pic of Saint West as yet, and Kim is probably regretting her choice of lighting.
As you were.