It's now approximately 32 days since the pictures of Hendall 2.0 first emerged onto your internet connection and made you wonder what you'd done to deserve this life (in either a good or a bad way, you can decide that bit).
But apparently the dream is over before it even properly began for a second time, as the freshest batch of magical tabloid rumours reckon that Kendall Jenner has been left "feeling like a fool" over the whole thing.
Yes we KNOW this all makes you very angry but sometimes we must confront our demons. It's character building.
According to insiders (definitely accurate and not at all made up, of course) at Now magazine, Kendall's been left pretty gutted about their future, after Harry told her that he wasn't looking for anything serious.
"Kendall is kicking herself for getting sucked in again by Harry. She feels like such a fool," some very dramatic sources spilled.
"It's true that they never talked specifically about the relationship, but she never would have hooked up with him so publicly if she knew it was just going to stay casual.
"She caused huge drama among her friends and really upset Taylor because they made a pact to never give Harry the time of day again."
But there's two sides to every story in the world of accurate journalism, and another sneaky source who's apparently a pal of Harry's sees the whole thing very differently, explaining: "Harry finally has some freedom while One direction are on hiatus."
"The last thing he wants is to be locked down in a relationship, even if it is with a girl as cool and gorgeous as Kendall. It's nothing to do with her, it's just not where his head is at."
So that was quick. Yacht of Despair? WHAT yacht of despair? Join us in another two years time when Hendall 3.0 will have upgraded from a Range Rover to a yacht to a SPACE ROCKET.
Let us know what you make of this latest load of hoo-har with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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