In today's pretty batshit news, it's being reported that Kendall Jenner has imposed an actual sex-ban on Harry Styles after becoming worried she'll end up as just another notch on his bedpost.
Yeah, it's like some terrible teen rom-com starring Freddie Prince Jr as a bad boy turned good who eventually wins the heart of the girl in the end. DRAMA-TIME.
Despite the fact a load of reports were released claiming Hendall had expired for time being after those random Pandora Lennard rumours surfaced, the new goss on the block is that the relationship is in a "trial period" while Kenny J decides whether Harry can be trusted or not.
Brb, we're just looking out the back of our head 'cos our eyeballs have somehow rotated all the way into the back of our skulls. Very weird view.
A source told Life & Style: "She told him that she wasn't going to be another notch on his bedpost. So she instituted a sex ban until he can prove he's 100% committed to her. This is a trial period. If he makes one misstep, he'll be dumped for good."
Seems unlikely, really.
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