Don't get us wrong, we love a bit of celeb goss as much as the next person; but when it's ill-informed and just generally poorly researched it kinda pisses us off. Take Perrie Edwards' new 'mystery man' she's supposedly been 'flirting' with, for instance. Is he a 'mystery'? Er, naht so much. He's called Claudimar Neto just so happens to have been Little Mix's dancer for bloody years, mate.
Come on, guys. Google's a thing.
Basically Perrie went out in London with Jade Thirlwall and some of the squad following the girls' performance of 'Secret Love Song' at Jason Derulo's London show; and since she's been SPOTTED SOCIALISING WITH SOMEBODY WITH A PENIS they *must* be dating, right?
Anyone who's followed Little Mix over the years will know that Claudimar's been dancing for 'em for yonks and they're basically BFFs. In fact, Pezza even Instagrammed a pic of the pair of 'em the other day with the caption: "This kid makes me so happy! #Nutter #FwendsForever" [sic].
'Fwends' aka even if he *did* wanna be more the lad just got friend zoned. But we're sure he's cool with that.
So yeah, just had to get that off our chest really. Soz.
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