We struggle to eat a sandwich and type at the same time, but somehow in between shooting brand new movies, starting up a kickass feminist book club and generally being one of the most famous actresses in Hollywood, Emma Watson's bagged a new boyfriend.
Well, that's according to the latest reports anyway, which reckon that Emma has recently found love again with one of the brightest wizards of our age.
His name's William Knight, he's 35 years old and he's a technological computer wizard. WAHEY.
According to The Sun, Emma and William - an Ivy League graduate who describes himself as a tech and business wizard on his LinkedIn page (oh the irony) - have been a thing for about four months now.
It's thought that Emma even joined her new bae, who usually goes by his middle name Mack, on a week long break to a luxury Californian resort, and everyone knows that mini breaks equals serious business.
Emma went through a pretty rough break up from rugby player Matthew Janney back in 2014, but staff at the Big Sur Bakery confirmed that she and new-maybe-boyf Mack recently shared a wood-fired pizza together on their hols, so if that's not the dream date then we don't know what is.
"Mack is just a normal, down-to-earth guy who has nothing to do with Hollywood, and Emma loves that,' an insider spilled.
"She was left really hurt by her break-up with Matthew Janney and it's taken her more than a year to feel ready to start again with somebody. They're really happy with each other and see each other whenever Emma does not have work commitments."
CUTE. Thoughts on the new boyf? Alright so he's no Ron Weasley, but let's have a chat about all of this over on Twitter @Sugarscape.
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