Batshit Briana Jungwirth rumour #2387 for you now, guys. Apparently she considers Louis Tomlinson's new girlfriend Danielle Campbell 'nonexistent;' despite the fact she's very much a thing and there *is* photographic proof she is alive on this planet.
Following the reports BriBri's set to seek legal action over online trolls after the birth of her son Freddie Reign, InTouch reckon she's adamant she'll start dating Louis Tomlinson again. We say 'again;' we're not even sure they ever officially dated.
Basically it's all very confusing and yet another Briana-versus-Danielle story to tide the tabloid reporters over for a bit.
Speaking to InTouch, a 'source' (OH OF COURSE) said: "Briana was threatening legal action before [over Louis not stepping up financially], but since they've been playing house, she's been elated."
And her thoughts on Luigi dating Danielle now? "It's as if Briana considers Danielle nonexistent," the source added. "I think she thinks she could be with Louis forever." Meanwhile someone else kindly updated Hollywood Life on Louis and Freddie's relationship, saying: "Louis doesn't want to leave Freddie's side and when he isn't with Freddie he's either texting or on the phone with Briana asking for updates.
"He doesn't want to miss a thing when it comes to Freddie."
Well we believe that bit, but yeah. All a bit of a mess really.
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