Somewhere in a distant alternate universe, Zayn Malik and Celebrity Big Brother's Stephanie Davis are still a thing. Gigi Hadid is working in a supermarket stacking tinned sardines, and #Stayn are shimmying around as the world's ultimate cool couple.
But that universe is sadly not this one, and instead Stephanie's still just talking in interviews about the brief relationship that they had five years ago, which is a bit awkward.
Can't really blame her though, we'd never shut up about it if it was us - and she's revealed that she's only got good stuff to say about him even after a dodgy breakup.
This time Steph's been chatting to OK! Magazine about her Malik-based romance back in the day, revealing that while she thinks he's 'dead sound' these days, their relationship ended on a slightly awkward note.
"We dated for five months in 2011 just before he started seeing Perrie [Edwards]. We actually broke up because I fond out he had been meeting up with Perrie.
"It was just one of those things. Zayn is a good lad really, I don't have anything bad to say about him.
"I think his new single [Pillowtalk] is a proper tune so I'm made up for him. He always wanted the chance to make his own music so it's nice that he finally had that chance to do his own thing.
Asked whether they still keep in touch a few years on, Steph said: "No not really but we still have mutual friends. Zayn is dead sound, I'm sure if we bumped into each other now we'd be absolutely fine."
Always good to know, babes.
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