If you were thinking of placing a bet on when Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth will head down the aisle together, you might have already missed your chance to earn some cash, as reports are claiming that they've already married in secret.
Liley reunited a while back, and with Miley posting a few pictures wearing her old engagement ring recently, it's been pretty clear that they've been moving ahead in their relationship. But MARRIED? Already? We want pics, dammit.
The details of their rumoured "secret sunset wedding" emerged via a sneaky 'source' in Life & Style magazine, who said that the ceremony took place over the winter holidays, and that the couple are now "telling close friends" about the whole thing.
It was apparently Liam who organised the whole event too, calling up his brothers out of the blue and telling them to come down for the surprise ceremony: "It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. Now they both refer to each other as 'my wife' or 'my husband.'"
Well yes... people do tend to do that once they get married.
"Liam choked up as he began describing his love for Miley," the source said. "Then Miley started crying, too. It was very emotional. Liam asked everyone in his family to light a candle, saying it represented the eternal flame of their love" before exchanging "palm frond" wedding bands.
Oh Christ alive this is sounding more and more like fan fiction with each new sentence. Sure you aren't just pasting paragraphs from Wattpad, sourcey-pants?
Oh, and if you're wondering about what Miley's dress looked like - source-o reckons that Chris Hemsworth's wife, Elsa Pataky, lent her "a simple dress" for the beach ceremony.
What do you lot make of this? Reckon the report's a load of bull, or do you think it could be true? Let us know with a tweet @sugarscape or drop us a comment in the box below.
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