This 2 year old toddler is probably the world's biggest Zayn Malik fan after she stole $5,000 from her dad so that she could BUY him.
YUP, BUY ZAYN MALIK
After going into her dad's safe, she then put the money in her lunch box and attempted to take it to nursery.
Her auntie, who's also a mega 1D fan apparently (hi, nice to meet you pal) filmed the whole thing in a hilarious video saying:
"Listen, I wish I was f**king kidding. She literally took this from his f**king safe and put it in her lunchbox."
She then asks the girl: "Why'd you steal [your dad's] money?"
And the little girl then screams: "I want Zayn! I want to buy Zayn!"
Same babes, but we just don't really think that's a thing.