Lindsay Lohan has been
writing fan fiction chatting about the time she first encountered Harry Styles of One Direction fame, claiming to have turned him down when he turned up unannounced outside her hotel room in the middle of the night.
So that's nice and definitely absolutely 100% true (ahem), but we also have this theory that if you cut of all his hair, he'd look like a British man.
Chatting to The Sun (who else), LiLo claimed that she totally didn't recognise Harry – potentially one of the most instantly recognisable human beings on the planet – when he pranced up to her hotel room one night.
Speaking about her not-so-passionate night with Harreh, Lindsay said: "I didn't know it was him. He was in a suit. I said, 'Well, you're very good-looking — can I help you?' That was it."
Err, we're fairly sure that no one finds a stranger in a suit on their doorstep at 2am and just greets them by telling them they're good looking. We'd be throwing hairdryers and the mini fridge at him in sleepy confusion, but alright.
"He was like, 'I'm Harry. Gavin and Michael sent me here'. I was in bed. I was like, 'I'm going to bed but it was nice to meet you." Lindsay spilled.
"It was 2am, I had just come back from an AA meeting. I looked like shit too. I was wearing a big hotel robe, I had a slip under it. It was not a good look.
"I was watching some really cheesy movie too," Lindsay revealed. "You could totally hear it in the background," she recalled.
"It didn't click who he was at the time. I told my sister the next day and she was like, 'Wait, are you kidding me? Do you understand? Do you have his number? Can I have it?'"
So there you go. If this is really is what happened, we suspect that Harry was probably just knocking on everyone's door in the hotel, checking that the had enough blankets, fluffy pillows and complimentary bubble bath for a good night's sleep.
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