Loads of people who aren't exactly involved in the situation (ie. it's not really any of their business) have weighed in on Liam Payne's relationship with Cheryl Fernandez-Versini, but this one probably takes the biscuit.
Two playboy bunnies who claim to have met Liam back in 2012 have decided that he's 'too immature' for Chezza, and have predicted that their new romance won't last. So that's very important and we're sure Chiam are devastated by this news.
Carla and Melissa Howe reckon they met Liam a couple of years ago, and were less than impressed when he threw cake and sprayed bottles of champagne around a club. Err, sounds like the most fun ever, but alright.
Speaking to The Sun, the twins said: "Liam is like a kid. He looks much younger than he does in photos, and behaves like he's even younger. The first time we met him, he was spraying champagne all around Funky Buddha in Mayfair, and then started throwing cake.
Clearly forgetting this took place FOUR YEARS AGO, they added: "He and Harry Styles had a food fight, which was really immature."
We're sure that Liam will also be pretty devastated to hear that the girls aren't interested in dating him, and they've got a problem with the age gap between Liam, aged 22, and Cheryl, aged 32. How extremely sad for them, because Chiam definitely AREN'T bothered.
"He is sweet, but we wouldn't go near him, and we're only a few years older," they said.
"So it's bizarre to think that Cheryl, who is 10 years older, is now going out with him. It's like a scene out of The Graduate."
Cool. Except it's not. But alright, ladies.
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