One Direction's Liam Payne and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini might be off the radar drowning in chocolate rn (did you see HOW MANY Easter eggs they bought?), but that didn't stop his cousin Ross Harris wading in and sharing his thoughts on their romance.
Previously a contestant on The Voice (more of that later), Ross commented to Now magazine: "It's quite funny that the other One Direction guys are dating really young models and he's gone for the mature relationship – but she still looks like a model.
"He's done well! She's obviously very famous and very nice looking. They'll probably be married in a few weeks, it's that kind of vibe."
WOAH WOAH WOAH. MARRIAGE? A FEW WEEKS? We need a cold glass of water and a lie down - and maybe a couple of those chocolate eggs we were talking about earlier.
All this comes as Ross Harris entered The Voice as a contestant last year, but failed to get chairs a-spinnin' and make it through the blind auditions. Oh boo.
What do you lot reckon, then? Could a #Chiam marriage be on the cards or are you still a bit baffled by this whole situation? What do you reckon? Discuss with us over on our Twitter or in the comment box below, y'all.
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