Ahhh April 1st. April Fools. Every innocent, naïve, gullible person's WORST day of the entire year, when the whole world is out to get you with their vicious lies and untruths.
You spend the whole morning carefully weaving your way through a web of deceit, only to stumble at the last hurdle and spend the rest of your day wondering what's even real anymore.
It's SO MUCH FUN, and we've fallen for pretty much every single one going this morning, so here's a quick round-up of 17 of the best ones which got us reeeeal good today.
1. Anna Todd
Convincing us all that Harry Styles had signed up to play Hardin in the After movie. That's just CRUEL.
2. Stephanie Davis
Announcing her engagement to Jeremy McConnell. We fully fell for this one and eye-rolled so hard that our eyeballs nearly fell out.
3. Silent Loo app
An app designed for those awkward moments when you need to do your business and don't want anyone to hear you. It claimed to provide a multitude of sounds to choose from, each designed to drown out a different level of noise, dependent on the user's needs.
Settings range from Tap and Shower, right up to Costa Rican River for more drastic situations. Tsunami is strictly for emergencies only.
4. Missing fox appeal
Secret Garden Party Festival got us REAL GOOD with an appeal for their iconi, 20-foot straw fox sculpture, which they said went missing overnight. SACRE BLEU.
The founder, Fred Fellowes, released a 'statement' to say: "At first I was just gobsmacked; I mean how could something so enormous just disappear without anyone noticing anything? We are appealing for witness or any information. If anyone saw any large vehicles in the area last night or indeed any unusual activity in the area please get in touch."
5. Rainbow chickens for the pom pom trend
Seeing as the latest big fashion trend is for pom pom accessories, online fashion destination Lyst said that they'd be embarking on a new agricultural breeding project- rearing multi-coloured silkie chickens, which lay perfect pom poms as eggs. FANCY.
6. Vibrating tampon
"Pink Parcel, a women's subscription box service, is very 'excited' to announce their FIRST EVER VIBRATING TAMPON…introducing the Pleasurepon. This genius idea combines practicality with pleasure meaning being on your period is not something to dread but something to definitely look forward to…a lot."
7. Charlotte Crosby
Considering all the stuff she's done on telly before it's no wonder loads of people fell for this one, but Charl told Now Magazine that she was starring in a brand new TV show, with cameras following her round to document her 12 month sex ban. Err, we'd actually watch that y'know.
8. Oasis dog fashion
Oh but it's so cuuuuuuute.
9. Pizza Hut bread
If we were gonna make any of these pranks real, it would be this one. With the boom in the UK baking industry, Pizza Hut UK has decided to get a slice of the action by launching a range of three innovative, pizza-inspired loaves across the nation.
With loaves available in Stuffed Crust Meat Feast, Classic Crust Pepperoni Feast and Gluten Free Vegetable Supreme, you can now enjoy pizza as terrific toast, amazing sandwiches or simply on its own. ERM, PLEASE MAKE THIS PIZZA HUT.
10. Professor Green
Announcing his new collab with PG Tips. Nope, not some obscure rapper. As in, the teabags. Amazing.
11. Pretty Little Thing talking Zigi
Giving people heart attacks is NOT the rules of April Fools, guys.
12. Kim Kardashian's censor bars
Seeing as Kimmy K's black bars caused such a stir online recently, Groupon decided that they're the new must-have accessory for SS16. The Starkers Strips™ have a complex design developed by a crack team of selfie specialists (responsible for award-winning self-help book, Duck Face: How to Quack It), empowering naked selfie enthusiasts to stick some cardboard on their bits.
13. The meanest dad ever
Will make you cackle in the most evil way possible.
14. Gogglebox Steph and Dom
We hear Leonardo DiCaprio is starring as their drunk friend.
15. Missguided Land
Forget Alton Towers and Thorpe Park, Missguided are launching their very own theme park, and it looks like the sassiest place on Earth.
16. Walking up the aisle with ASOS
It's official guys, ASOS is launching a full wedding package where you can get married on the ASOS catwalk. It's the wedding of every fashionista's DREAMS.
17. Harry Styles working with Gucci
We're still not 100% convinced this one is actually a prank because we can legit see it happening one day, but Fashionista attempted to hoodwink the 1D fandom by claiming that a fashion collab is in the works between Harry and Gucci.
They claimed that "Styles and Gucci's Creative Director Alessandro Michele are in talks to collaborate on a line of shirts for Gucci's menswear category", which would quite clearly be the best thing to ever happen to us in the history of life. But there you go.
Don't ever call us gullible, alright?
Which of this lot was your fave today? Did you fall for any of them? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.
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