Just when you thought Katie Waissel, Vicky Pattison and his cousin Scott wading in on the relationship was enough to last you a lifetime, Simon Cowell has had his say on Liam Payne and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini's relationship - and he reckons they're madly in love.
So whilst Vicky P's all for it and Liam Payne's cousin reckons they might be married 'IN A FEW WEEKS' (wait, what?), Simon Cowell redckons they pair are totally smitten with each other and 'literally were so cute'.
The idea of Paynis being all romantic and smooshy and cute is almost too much for us to handle this early in the morning.
Speaking to The Sun, Simon said: "I saw them together and we had a really nice dinner.They were on good form. They're like two little chipmunks madly in love. Literally they were so cute.
"But importantly they both seemed very happy over here and very relaxed. I'm happy for them."
So does this mean Simon and One Direction can naked mud wrestle over who gets to be Liam Payne's best man? Actually scrap that, can 1D just be the naked ones please? Ahem.
What do you lot reckon, then? Super happy that Cheryl and Liam have got Simon's seal of approval or what? Discuss with us over on our twitter @Sugarscape, yo.
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