Kim Kardashian is the queen of the fame game, no question. Some say she's become one of the most famous women in the world for doing absolutely nothing, while others reckon she's in control of a hugely successful and lucrative showbiz industry that's made her whole family millionaires.
Whatever way you look at it, she's REALLY GOOD at being famous.
So if you fancy becoming a celebrity one day, Kimmy K is probably quite a good person to take advice from, and luckily she's been sharing her top secret golden rules to being an A-lister celeb.
Passing on her words of ultimate wisdom on the art of le celebritay, Kim shared the big no-nos of being a celeb that she used to make in the early days. Oh FOOLISH FAMOUS PERSON.
"Every time I'd go to the gym or go eat, every paparazzi would ask me questions and I would be like: "Hey guys!" Like, I so wanted the attention,' she revealed in a new video on her website.
It was actually her BFF Jonathan Cheban who made Kim see that she was being a total rookie at the fame game, as she explained: "'Jonathan was like, "This has got to stop. Do you think Victoria Beckham sits and does all these interviews?'
"'Do you think everyone else has smiles on their faces? You are too happy, you are smiling way too much. Put your sunglasses on'," she continued. "'You need a whole makeover and you need to stop talking and stop smiling'."
Jonathan added his own top tip to the fame advice too, saying: "She was doing walking interviews! I was like: 'What are you doing?' I was like, 'You cannot drive around in that white Range Rover. It's time for the next step.'"
So there you have it. If you want to be the next Kim Kardashian then all you've got to do is stop smiling, wear sunglasses, ignore the paps and make sure you DON'T drive a white Range Rover. Perfecto.
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