Because there clearly wasn't enough bonkers claims being made in relation to the One Direction boys this week (*cough* babygate), some bright spark has decided that Niall Horan has a girlfriend that nobody knew about, too.
Including himself, we suspect.
Remember model Jessica Serfaty who Nialler was spotted hanging out with at the football in LA? Apparently she's his girlfriend now, and she's abandoned her son o pursue fame, according to her ex-husband.
Y'know those days when you're just like, I did not sign up for this? Yup.
According to Mail Online, Jessica Serfaty, who they've interestingly branded as "Niall Horan's new girlfriend" after one measly date, is determined to find fame and fortune in Hollywood according to her ex-husband - even if it means leaving her family behind.
Ididia Serfaty reckons his ex Jessica has pretty much abandoned their 7 year old son to follow her dreams of becoming a celeb, and now only sees him over FaceTime or in the summer holidays.
"She sees Roman six weeks out of every year," her hubby claimed. "Christmas she didn't see him. But she's young. She's probably not thinking about us. It's hard not to think of yourself when you are trying to build a Hollywood career.
"When I see she dated Joe Jonas or Niall I'm just indifferent. I don't feel good or bad it's pure indifference. It doesn't matter to me."
Jessica has totally denied the claims and responded to Ididia's interview, insisting: "Money and success are great but there's something about family and being away from your child."
Explaining that she's only thinking of the future, Jessica added: "I sometimes want to leave everything and go back home but the thing is I have a bigger vision and I've worked really hard for a long time and I love what I do."
Not sure what exactly this has to do with Nialler really or why she's being called his 'girlfriend', unless we fell asleep for ten years and missed something major, but HEY HO. How odd.
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