Vicky Pattison and Spencer Matthews were a millisecond away from being the new Tarzan and Jane of the jungle after their stint on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! Until his steroid scandal, that is, which forced him to leave the programme - and their romance - behind.
So when Queen V was crowned the winner of the 2016 show and returned to the UK, the pair reignited their romance, only for Spencer to reveal this week that she went on to friendzone him - but not before shouting at him on their first date. Lolz.
Speaking to Heat magazine about whether they were in a relationship and what he thinks of Vic, Spencer commented: "Vicky and I have enjoyed several lovely dates.. we get along famously and, as a result of that, have decided to be very good friends.
"My reputation precedes me and we'd like to have a lifelong relationship - we just thing at this point having a [romantic] relationship is potentially dangerous. She sat me down and said, 'How do you feel about being the closest of friends and seeing each other all the time, but just being good friends?'
"I think she's the most wonderful girl. But she put me in the friend zone. She friend-zoned me. I understand where she's coming from and I respect her decision. We still speak most days."
Is it bad that we're still shipping them like there's no tomorrow? Especially when he'd opened up about their first date.
"On our first date, we did have a few drinks," he continued. "I was relatively nervous, actually, so I think we did the drinks at a higher rate than usual. There was some clashing, but I did find it very funny. I've never really been yelled at on a first date before."
Vicky P, we salute you.
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