Unless you want to roll your eyes so much they fall out, you might want to look away now - because the latest blabbermouth
bullshitters sources reckon One Direction's Harry Styles has been 'begging' Kendall Jenner to go public with their relationship. Hmm.
And whilst Hendall 2.0 was very much a thing and the pair were spotted together again earlier this month, we're feeling pretty dubious. Not least because 'BEGGING' aka on his hands and knees having a tantrum doesn't seem very Hazkaban von Styliano, does it?
But according to a source at Now magazine, that's exactly what happened.
"Kendall is holding back because she doesn't trust harry enough to commit to him", a pesky insider explained. "Especially with the whole world watching. Keeping people guessing takes the pressure off - going public would create a frenzy.
"[But Harry's] started to complain about all the sneaking around they've been doing. He wants them to come out as a couple because he really likes her.
"It would also be undeniably good for Harry's profile - Kendall's at the top of her game, and in a lot of ways, is more famous than he is. Their relationship would help his visibility in America, especially because he's got his heart set on doing movies.
"But the ball is definitely in Kendall's court. He can't rush her."
Wait wait wait, IS THIS A JOKE? Harry's 'profile' (ugh) literally couldn't be in better shape - HAVE YOU SEEN THIS COMPILATION OF HOW JOYOUS HE IS? So yeah, this isn't a thing.
Or is it? What do you lot reckon? Discuss with us @Sugarscape, y'all.
BUT LOOK AT THESE FIRST: