So you know how rumours about James 'Arg' Argent from TOWIE's sister Natasha cheating on the London Marathon did the rounds and it was all a bit awkward?
Well to make matters worse, she's just been dobbed in by a GIANT SHOE who says he saw her ducking under the barrier and running in the opposite direction. A GIANT SHOE PEOPLE. DO YOU HEAR WHAT WE'RE SAYING.
Oh wait, what? What do you mean it was actually a human runner *dressed* as a giant shoe, not just a huge flip flop running down the street? We see. Sorry, got ahead of ourselves there.
ANYWHO, after eagle-eyed Twitter users realised Natasha Argent's split times didn't make sense considering she ran the first 20km super quickly and then she fell off the radar of the run (more about that here), a witness has stepped forward to say he saw her do it.
Mr Winkler aka Mr Big Shoe's friend claims he saw her jump under a barrier in front of her, telling the MailOnline: "On Tuesday after we had recovered, he came to my desk and started by saying he was following a lady for a while, purple vest and white skirt.
"She was about 100m in front of him and she stopped to tie her shoes around 13 miles and then next thing he knew she had ducked under the barrier and was running in the opposite direction.
"It makes me livid. My colleague confirmed 100% that it was her."
The London Marathon committee are currently investigating Natasha's race, and it will be made known whether or not this eye witness account will disqualify her in due course. SCANDALOUS.