Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby says she wants to be pregnant with Gary Beadle's baby in the next five years

Oh we can't keep up

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They say the course of love never did run smooth, and in Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle's case it's basically like riding a micro scooter up a mountain. Blindfolded. While the pair are supposedly, probably, as-far-as-we're-aware off right now (what with Gaz thinking with his parsnip and playing around with other girls), Charlotte now reckons she wants to be pregnant with his kid.

Um sorry, what now?

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Yup - in the latest teaser for Geordie Shore's Big Birthday Battle, Charlotte claims she wants to have a mini #Garlotte running round within the next five years or so. We're just as confused as you, don't worry.

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Revealing where she wants to be in the next five years, she said: "Me and Gary will have had our first child. I hope to be pregnant, and hopefully things will be good between us."

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And what about you, Gary? Where do *you* wanna be? "I would love to be living in Australia," he said. So umm...yeah.

Check out MTV's little teaser below, if you fancy.

Obviously a lot's gone down since the filming of the Big Birthday Battle, but a teeny tiny bit of us still kinda thinks it could happen. Hmm.

What d'ya make of that, eh? Tweet us @sugarscape after the vid below, please and thaaaanks.

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