Barely a day goes by (actually, we'd probably say hour tbh) when we don't wish we were a Kardashian. STOP JUDGING US OKAY. Whether you love 'em or hate 'em, you can't deny that they're all living the actual dream, being famous and earning bajillions of dollars for literally just being alive. Sigh.
Yes they're totally ridiculous and yes we can't believe half of the stuff they get up to, but when it comes to that family, the more OTT the better in our opinion. So to celebrate their general gloriousness, here's 16 of the most Kardashian-ish Kardashian moments that have ever Kardashian'd.
1. Kylie Jenner's boyfriend's ex-fiance and mother of his child announcing that she was engaged to her brother, before then getting pregnant with Kylie's step niece/nephew who'd be the sibling of her step-child. Whut.
2. Kris being a supportive mum during her daughter's Playboy photoshoot.
3. Kim revealing that two year old North "doesn't like pink or purple. She likes greys, creams, oatmeal colours and black."
4. Kanye West announcing to the world that he's running for president in 2020.
5. Kim Kardashian wearing a leather jacket with her own face on.
6. The sisters walking in on their mum doing a full on nipple-based pool photoshoot.
7. Kylie Jenner having her own face painted on her living room wall.
8. Kim losing her diamond earrings in the ocean during the family holiday.
9. Khloe giving her sister a bikini wax because sharing (views of your vagina) is caring.
9. Scott praising Kim for creating careers for their entire family circle.
10. Kris reminiscing about the time that Oprah popped over for a cuppa.
11. Everyone dressing as giant human diamonds for their mum's 60th birthday party.
13. Kourtney giving actual birth on their TV show. NOTHING IS SACRED.
14. Kim having an X-Ray to prove that her bum is in fact the real deal.
15. Kris taking the entire family out to enjoy her coffin shopping trip.
16. North West very nearly not even having a second name a la Cher.
Honestly, how are they even real.