Even if you're the most loved up celeb couple in the world who walk around in a cloud of pink hearts, share a smooch every six seconds and couldn't get any happier about their relationship, the world of showbiz is out to get you. Soz.
Take Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid for example. They might be very much head over heels for each other IRL, but the tabloids are still tryin'a convince us all that there's trouble afoot behind the scenes.
All the signs are pointing to a slow news week over at Life&Style, as they've decided that the Zigi romance has officially been given the chop without any of us noticing, claiming that the pair broke up two whole weeks ago. Eh?
A secret source who possibly needs to get an early night with a hot chocolate and a fluffy blanket told Life&Style: "Zayn broke the news to Gigi two weeks after her birthday. He sat her down at dinner and told her how he felt."
Right. Well that would be slightly devastating if it were true, but there's a few fairly major, mahoosive holes in this story.
The insider reckons that the breakup went down after Gigi's 21st, which was roughly this time last month on April 23rd? Um, anyone with a memory in working order might just remember that Zigi made a very romantic appearance at the Met Gala together.
Y'know, the Met Gala that happened on May 2nd?
And um, it's probably also worth mentioning the following:
1. Zayn and Gigi were doing what they do best, walking out and about together on May 7th, which just so happens to be two weeks after Gigi's birthday - the exact time that this breakup is supposed to have happened.
2. Gigi posted a v v v cute Insta tribute to Zayn telling him she missed him on May 21st.
3. Zayn shared a pic of Geej wearing a tshirt with his actual NAME ON on May 15th.
4. Gigi tweeted an adorable li'l message of support for her boyf on May 25th.
Yep, that's a break up right there. BOTH VERY HEARTBROKEN.