Not a day goes by at the moment when we're not writing about Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle's dramatic/heart-breaking/slightly bizarre relationship.
And what makes it even more confusing is the fact Geordie Shore is filmed in the past - so whilst we're reporting on what's happening IRL, we're also covering the stuff that happened a few months back, too.
Which is when ITV2's new prank show Safeword was filmed, which sees celebrities hand over control of their social media accounts during a game show and presenter and comedian David Morgan can do whatever the hell he likes with it.
Er, so things got a bit awkward when he joked: "I think we need to play on Gary's sex life, I reckon we pretend that Gaz has just had sex with a very lucky lady" - considering Gary had just appeared on Ex on the Beach and slept with Jem Lucy behind Charlotte Crosby's back at the time.
CHRIST ALIVE THIS IS COMPLICATED.
On the show, The Daily Star reports that Gaz was initially up for the prank, responding: Charlotte's going to love this", before later adding: "In all honesty, me and Charlotte at the minute are arguing quite a bit, we're in a bit of a bad place, so I think that would literally tip her over the edge."
Charlotte. Gaz. You're confusing af.