Michael Clifford is an elusive fellow. There's no knowing what that guy gets up to in his spare time; cracking FBI codes, digging a hole to the centre of the Earth, or foraging for natural hair dyes are all hobbies we can see him excelling at.
But, it turns out that Michael has much simpler and sweeter tastes in life, as he's been masquerading as a Ben & Jerry's employee inbetween his tour dates with 5 Seconds of Summer.
Yes, this is our scoop of the year. Yes, we deserve some kind of trophy for our awful puns. Yes, we'd like the name and number of this unidentified ice cream man.
Alright, alright. Even though the guy in question isn't actually Michael Clifford, we're pretty sure he could wander past security and up onto the SLFL stage should he choose to swap the Ben & Jerry's queue for a 20,000 strong audience.
The balls in your court, pal.
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