Now that rumours of Cheryl and One Direction's Liam Payne having a baby have done the rounds, sources and insiders are already coming up with quotes about how she's 'anxious he'll never be around to help raise it with her'.
Le sigh. THE BABY NEWS HASN'T EVEN BEEN CONFIRMED YET CAN WE PLEASE JUST STOP GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE?
So after Liam changed his Twitter bio to 'the luckiest man alive' and everyone started questioning whether or not they were expecting their first baby, a source has been chatting to Closer magazine about how reclusive Cheryl's been since she fell pregnant.
Can you sense us eye rolling through your screen?
The insider explained: "Cheryl's been a recluse over the past few months. She's refused to socialise with most of her pals and isn't drinking. Instead, she's been spending lots of time with her best friend Kimberly [Walsh], who is due to give birth to her second baby later this year.
"Cheryl's never been one to embrace the limelight when she's not working, but her recent hibernation is her most extreme yet. It's clear that something is up as she's refused to even attend friends' birthday parties, and most days she won't leave the house as she complains of feeling under the weather - which has also forced her to cancel work commitments.
"She's told pals she feels constantly exhausted and nauseous, which is why she's been laying low."
As for the bit about worrying whether Liam's gonna be around to raise their (as of yet unconfirmed) child, the source added: "Cheryl is terrified that she's going to be left home alone with the baby, while Liam travels the world promoting his album - which is something he's assured her won't happen as he insists they'll work around it.
"He's also said he'll be strict about his schedule, as well as Cheryl and the baby being able to travel with him.
"Liam insists he's ready for the challenge, but Cheryl is feeling fragile and can't help worrying that Liam is too young; she worries about big changes happening at a crucial time in his career. Liam has assured her that he's ready to become a dad and prove that age is nothing but a number, which seems to have eased Cheryl's anxieties for the time being."
Of course, with anything, these quotes are just from a magazine and nothing has been confirmed by Cheryl and Liam, so WHO KNOWS. What do you reckon? Rolling your eyes so hard they're gonna fall out or reckon a baby Payne is on the way?
Discuss with us @Sugarscape, yo.