If you've somehow missed all the furore about the new zodiac dates, we advise that you stop reading this article and continue living your life believing you're the Pisces, Taurus, or Leo that you always thought you were.
But, for those of you whose lives have already irrevocably changed, you should know that you're not only the person quite frankly FUMING about the fact that the ground has been pulled out from underneath you.
That's right, Luke Hemmings of 5SOS fame took to Twitter to share that he's wants to be excluded from the updated zodiac narrative, posting the simple message: "I don't agree with the new star sign dates."
Sharing some further wisdom that we should all live our lives by, he added: "Also wear whatever you want. Do what makes you feel good."
That's right, Luke Hemmings is the only voice of reason in this confusing, messed up cosmos. We pledge our allegiance to both him, and the original, better zodiac signs.
Rage against the machine, people.
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