Here's a sexy story about Beyoncé, sweat and snot bubbles

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After years of using deodorant and blowing our noses we’ve decided to pack it all in and go the Beyoncé way. She’s the sexiest woman in the world (we are not) and she lets herself get all dripping with sweat (and we don’t) AND doesn’t bother blowing her nose (we usually do).

While chatting to ITV Beyoncé revealed this little gem: “My nose runs a lot and when I’m singing I can’t blow it, so there have been occasions when I’ve ended up with a bubble coming out my nose.”

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Nice B, very NICE.

Oh and you know all those fans she has onstage? They’re not to give her a sexy windswept ROAR look; they’re there so she doesn’t basically sweat so much she drowns in it.

“Everyone thinks I have fans because I’m being fashionable, but I work so hard on stage if I didn’t have them I’d be dripping.”

The Single Ladies singer wasn’t done there; she also divulged which body parts she dislikes the most.

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Click next to find out what…

 

 

 

 

 

Ever the image of perfection, Beyoncé spoke about the bits she’s not so keen on. “If I could change one part it would be my feet. After all the years dancing they’re a little beat up.

“And I wear big earrings because I don’t like my ears.”

Wow, so Beyoncé’s just made herself sound like the man on the bus we always end up sitting next to. Cheers missus, we actually feel a whole lot hotter now.

Can you picture Beyoncé as this sweating, snotting, gammy footed beast? No us neither, we still fancy ya B.

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