So when Rihanna was papped leaving fellow singleton Ashton Kutcher’s house in the wee hours last week, the rumour mill started going full steam, churning out some cracking ideas about what they could have been up to.

We were sure it was a mean game of tiddlywinks.

Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are not dating

But Rihanna was quick to jump down one journalists throat when the subject of her personal life and a certain Mr Kutcher were brought up.

At a London press conference for her new film Battleship, she stated: “Wow, how disappointing was that question.

“I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.”

Ooh, BURN.

Rihanna and Aston Kutcher are not dating

Rihanna has changed her tune from her recent interview with Jonathan Ross though, were she stated that she’d ‘love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.’

If that’s the kind of man she’s really after, surely Ashton is a pretty good fit?

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