Cheryl Cole has a fart problem

Now that Cheryl Cole is a right sly one. You see, due to recent quotes we have reason to believe that the hottie does cheeky farts on planes and doesn’t own up to them, just check out what she said to The Sun in a bid to divert the attention from her smelly bum.

“I always look around and try to work out who it was and I see the eyes staring back at me.

“I know they're thinking: ‘Cheryl Cole thinks it's OK to fart on a plane as she's special,’ and it's so not true.”

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We see what you’re doing there Chezza, saying you can smell something as soon as the trump hits the air so people automatically think it was someone else. Not too clever for us, are ya?

In fact in another massive sign of guilt, Ms. Cole is claiming that a spray should be invented to scare people off farting.

“There should be a sort of aerosol that can be sprayed into the air and it would pinpoint the guilty person,” she continued.

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“You can get a similar thing to go into swimming pools to discourage people from peeing. “I think it would be a winner on a long flight.”

And if you don’t believe us that Cheryl will fart anywhere, check out this piece of incriminating evidence.

Smelly pants.

 We wonder if Chezza farted in front of One Direction when she was hanging out with them?

Cheryl Cole, The Wanted and Conor Maynard being a bit cheeky

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