Katy Perry: "I was suspended for humping a tree!"

There are a lot of reasons people can get into trouble at school, but getting frisky with the foliage isn't one we've heard too much.

Katy Perry has revealed she was suspended from her very religious high-school for pretending to get nookie from nature, during a school play.

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"When I was in sixth grade I was suspended from school for humping a tree!" she told the press this week.

"We were doing a play on Greek mythology and I was Aphrodite.

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"My love interest was absent and so I used the tree as my partner.

"It was a Christian school!"

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This, as we're sure you'll agree, is a prime opportunity for some photoshopping joy - but alas our attempts have proved a little strange, and jyst look like Katy has leaves growing out of her fanny.

We know you lot can do better, tweet us your pics @sugarscape and make our lives worth living.

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