There is way too much ‘are they aren’t they’ shizz going on in Celebsville at the moment - WE CAN’T KEEP UP. Jeez, Liam Payne and Leona Lewis, can you just tell us what the frick is going on between you two, please? Ta.
The Captain Sensible we’ve known and loved for so long now seems to have set sail on the high seas and has been replaced with some strange EXCITING ROGUE PAYNIS who shares dressing rooms with mega star songstresses and sticks a Do Not Disturb sign on the door.
Yup, With both Leona and One Direction helping out on Friday night’s Children In Need show, the rumoured lovebirds apparently took advantage of some rare time together to catch up in a shared dressing room. Oo-err.
A source told the Daily Star Sunday: “Liam and Leona shared a dressing room on Friday night. Crew were told in no uncertain terms they should not be disturbed for a full hour after the performance."
TWIT TWOOOOOOOO. We would've pay some serious moolah to be a fly on the wall in that dressing room (yeah, we know that souded creepy)...
So The Paynis and Leona, alone for a full hour, eh? In the days of Captain Sensible, we would have said they were probably playing a game of jenga, or checking that all the plug sockets in the room were turned off to save electricity - but we just DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT from The Paynis anymore.
In fact, our heads are spinning with confusion. We’re going for a lie down. What do you make of all this?