Being a gal about town, we thought it only right to put Rita Ora through her paces and ask her some of the most serious questions we could think of.
Sadly we're a bit out of the loop on the Greek financial crisis though, so we ended up asking her about the pros and cons of shagging Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, and what she'd do if pal Harry Styles cracked onto her little sister.
Note to Harry: Maybe don't mess with Rita on this one.
Welcome along Rita. To start off with, give us your most cutting insult.
Easy, you do NOT look right in that dress [laughs].
Straight to the point there!
If you had to eat another celebrity in order to survive, who would it be?
To eat? Hmm, porbably Jennifer Lopez. She looks really sweet and creamy… like a cupcake.
So you'd go for the experience itself opposed to practicality?
Yeah definitely, it's all about the taste value.
Fair play. If you could spread a rumour about yourself what would it be?
Oh. I don't know! That's a good question...
You know what, I'd probably say that I'm getting married to Prince Harry because then maybe it would actually happen.
So you're a fan of Prince Harry?
Uh YEAH. I really love Harry. Harry for king!
Not sure Wills would be over the moon about that one.
Well, I'll just leave him to it..
So would you rather like a tramp's nostril or armpit?
Ewww! I guess probably the nostril.
What if it was a really really hairy one? He's probably got a cold as well, we're just going to put that out there.
Oh no, well I suppose I have a cold already right now so I'll still go with nostril.
I just have this feeling that the armpit would be really, really bad. Plus it could trap you and not let you go. You'd be stuck there with your face in their armpit.
That's a world of possibility we'd never even considered. On a different note, have you ever been caught in an intimate moment?
Hmm…Yep. Two different things.
Care to elaborate on what went down?
Were you caught by someone you shouldn't have been caught by?
No, not at all. It was just a bit like, awkward! It was like, 'SHIT, sorry!'
What's the weirdest place you've woken up?
I wake up in random hotel rooms all the time and sometimes I forget where I am, but I don't think I've ever woken up anywhere too weird.
Who would be better in bed, Rihanna or Nicki Minaj?
Oh God, that is a hard question. Can I pick both?
You can definitely pick both!
I'll do that. I'll have both. They're both great.
What about in a mud wrestle?
Oooh, I'm not sure. They'd both be really good, I don't think anyone would mind watching that.
Do you think you could take either of them on?
No! I don't think I'd win to be honest. I'll happily referee or something.
You're walking down the street and you see an old lady about to walk into the path of an oncoming lorry. But just at the same moment you see a baby sitting at the side of the road playing with a massive knife. You can only save one, who would it be?
Baby, definitely, because the woman's old! She's had her turn.
Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if Harry Styles came on to your sister?
Well I don't have a younger sister, but if I did I'd say, "She's a bit young for you isn't she? I thought you only liked them older…"
That is possibly the best answer we have ever had! You know him anyway don't you, so it might be a bit odd?
Yeah, he's cool – he'd know I was kidding…