Rihanna's record label present her with a brand new Porsche - PICS

Rihanna might be rich enough to hire a model dressed as Barney Rubble to wait six hours outside her hotel to chauffeur her two minutes down the road, but being a sensible type, she's gone and got her own fancy new car to get rid of that little problem.

Ok, maybe scratch the sensible part, but she's definitely got a new set of wheels - apparently an early Christmas gift from her record label, presumably to thank her for making them a ton of money this year.

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Rihanna is presented with a fancy Porsche sports car by her record label - PICS

There was no soggy box of Milk Tray left on RiRi's doorstep this year and instead her record label apparently decided it was about time they presented her with her very own Porsche to drive about in.

Posting the snaps of her new toy on Instagram, she said: "All I see is signs, all I see is dolla $ign$." [sic]

"Ain't nobody phuckin wit my clique!! Thank you to my Roc brothers! I love you guys, y'all are crazy for getting me this bad ass ho."

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We're no expert, but we're guessing that roughly translates as, "Look, it's a car. A nice and expensive car. Four wheels and everything."

"I will give my friends a lift to the bus stop in it so they don't get shat on by pigeons. Thank you record label people, I love my slaggy car."

Rihanna is presented with a fancy Porsche sports car by her record label - PICS

Or something along those lines, anyway.

What do you think of RiRi's snazzy new wheels?

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Images: PA / Instagram / Rihanna

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