As great as Harry Styles is with baby Lux, and however much our spinstery hearts may enjoy seeing attractive men being good dads with small children, we’re not so sure that Taylor Swift’s rumoured plans to become impregnated as soon as possible are all that great an idea. Hold your horses, Swizzy.

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Apparently Taylor has been scaring the bejeezus out of Array Stoylz with her talk of settling down to make a family as soon as possible. And we don’t blame him for being ‘freaked out’, as sources have said, we’re kinda scared for him if this is all true. Although we kind of doubt it.

Being the ripe old age of 23 (can you tell we're not so sure about this one?), Taylor is said to be very aware of her biological clock ticking away, and feels that she needs to start settling down, but it’s said that Harry is “struggling to tolerate Taylor’s ‘baby talk’” according to a source at OK! Magazine.

Harry Styles baby

“Taylor loves babies [and] would like to have a child of her own while she's still in her 20s", they revealed.

The mystery bean-spiller went on to disclose that Taylor's "yearning to have a child" was one of the main reasons why her relationship with Conor Kennedy ended in October, and it seems that she and Harry could be heading down the same not-so-bright path, as his feelings are mutual to Conor's. OOH-ERR.

WE CALL BS. Taylor has denied the gossip and has said that families are the last thing on her mind at the moment, but who knows...Could Harry be ready to run a mile? "Every time she goes gaga over a baby, he struggles not to flip out," the source continued.

"There's no way he's even remotely interested in having a baby. He's a good 10 years away from something like that."

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This is like something off of Jeremy Kyle. MY ROCKSTAR BOYFRIEND WON’T GIVE ME THE BABY I DESERVE. SHALL I WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT? LIE DETECTOR RESULTS REVEALED.

What do you make of all this? Could Taylor be pushing Hazza away with her family plans? We smell BS.

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