Two people we would pay REAL ACTUAL MONEY to be pals with. Gah.
While you might have imagined the BFFs talking seriously about future 'projects' and how to get ahead in the 'industry' - it seems they're actually just like us, and have only one thing on their minds when they get together for a chinwag. Boys.
Taylor told Harpers Bazaar: "We never talk about fashion, about career, about our ambitions or our projects. We just talk about relationships, feelings, love and boys."
We can't really blame the girls, after all - we could talk about Justin Bieber, Andrew Garfield and (insert name of Tay's latest boyfriend here) for hours, and we haven't even snogged them.
Taylor also revealed that she avoids reading gossip about her personal life, especially when it comes to her dating record.
"What [I] had to learn to do, in order to maintain a general happiness in my life, was to stop reading everything," she admitted.
"It gets really bad if you go through a break-up and those blogs have these polls asking, 'Who should they date next?'
"You're just sitting there staring at the laptop bawling… You can live in a normal world where a break-up is just a break-up if you don't expose yourself to what's being speculated about yourself. That's where I live now."
Well, at least if Swizzle does get upset, she knows she's got a Selena shaped shoulder to cry on and Emma frickin' Stone to hand her tissues. That's not exactly a bad deal.
What do you make of all this?