Ever since the world's most perfect pop pairing Zayn Malik and Perrie Edwards confirmed their engagement back in August, we've been in ultimate Bridezilla wedding planner mode. And we're not even the bloody bride. Yup - we've basically planned out the whole day - Pezza arriving to the sound of Wings on a giant butterfly from the actual sky, Zayn turning up topless on a quadbike and Louis Tomlinson taking care of the flower arranging.
But it seems Zerrie don't even require our services at all, 'cause el Malko's got his own ideas for the big day...and he wants it to be 'unconventional.' We're praying that doesn't mean they're substituting the buffet for a graffiti wall or something. Agh.
Chatting to Ryan Seacrest about the whole best men situation, the Bradford Bad Boi revealed: "I've decided it is going to be unconventional. I'm going to have five or six best men."
And we all know one of the most important parts of the day is
the buffet the entertainment. So who've Zerrie got their eyes on, eh? DJ Steve from Barnsley available for weddings, christenings and bar mitzvahs? Nah - it's only bloody Steve Perry off of Journey off of Don't Stop Believing fame. Zayn added: "I know my missus wants the lead singer from Journey. We'll see what we can do about that."
'My missus'. DYING. DEAD. DECEASED.
What d'ya reckon, then? Still waiting on your invite? Any ideas of your own? Comments after this vid of Perrie gushing over the whole thing, please.